My friend Virginie is hoping to buy a MINI Cooper S Convertible; she recently signed up to receive more information from MINI USA and sent me this screenshot of “rules” to agree to:
I agree to change my locker combination to include the numbers 1964 (the year we won out first Monte Carlo rally) [“We?”]
I agree to chase the squirrels around the park every now and then and giggle like a madman while doing it [done that]
I agree to be more adventurous and try to avoid homogenized restaurant chains [anywhere with good dessert is fine by me!]
I agree to name my first-born Cooper [does “GBMINI” count as a name?]
I agree to bare the soles of my feet to the earth and feel grass, sand, stones and streams [ok]
I agree to watch the movie “The Italian Job” as soon as I can [done, many times]
I agree to at least think strongly about learning to play a musical instrument [no]
I agree to consider painting the roof my house in contrasting colors [:)]
M&I / GBMINI 