The Awesomeness Of Small

So … who still remembers the secret black box, containing the Awesomeness Of Small book? That book “secretly” contained three decoders to reveal messages in MINI advertising:
– The first used the Magic Window Decryptor, leading you to a strange website which, with a MINI VIN, took you to a Super Secret Insider page where you learned about MINI Takes The States.
– The second advert used the Super Secret Decoder, revealing letters that took you to a website which was (shockingly) soon announced on MotoringFile: MINIspygear.com; this site offered the chance to acquire a neat MINI Adventure Toggle Switch Panel Kit.

Now, the third advert has appeared – I got mine from Rolling Stone today, and here’s a scan (UPDATE: I’ve now included the decoded image too, photo’ed through the red glasses!):

The text below says “Attention non-MINI owners: This is the blurb of copy that you’re relegated to reading, instead of enjoying the hilarious and finely crafted ad above. You’re missing out. It’s really quite good. But hey, this little paragraph is yours, and no one can take that away from you. So, enjoy it. Bask in it. Relish every single word. Yeah, it may not be as fun as the ad above, but your car isn’t as fun as a MINI, so you kind of asked for it. Find your nearest dealer at MINIUSA.com” – hope it doesn’t upset too many non-MINI owners!

To decode this advert you need the Red Glasses – they reveal another message and a link to yet another website related to the Awesomeness Of Small … the message says “Congratulations. You’ve discovered a secret message. Try to play it cool. We know it’s hard with the glasses. Your next MINI confidential destination is … LET’S MOTOR”

When you follow the newest website link, you get to see a few more “trinkets” (including a fun song which I hope we will be allowed to download!).Β Once again, a MINI VIN will take you deeper into the website and this time you get the chance to order a Totally Awesome Medallion (Hooray – more collectibles!):


Keep watching (in a month or two?) for when I get my medallion πŸ™‚

UPDATE:
When you decode the advert, it sends you to this AwesomenessOfSmall website, so now you can go and see what it’s all about! πŸ˜‰

“The Little Book Of Mini”

Just back from a short trip to England; saw MINIs basically everywhere there, but no GP! I left too early yesterday to see anything of the redesigned MINI but I did pick up a couple of nice little souvenir booklets called The Little Book of Mini (available with a DVD in England); here’s a few shots of it’s contents – click on any pic for a bigger version if you want to read it more clearly!

Quotes from the images:

… a target of an overall package ten feet long by four feet wide by four feet tall …

… John Cooper was officially commissioned to produce [a roadgoing Mini with more power and performance] … a bigger engine, up from 848cc to 997cc, plus a modified cylinder head and exhaust system, and twin SU carburettors … improved the gearshift and [added] front disc brakes … the BMC bosses agreed to pay Cooper a £2 royalty on every car they made with his name on it – the Mini Cooper …

… the Mini was marking time rather than changing significantly …

Top Twenty Mini Models:
1959 Austin Mini Seven & Morris Mini Minor
1960 Mini Countryman Traveller
1960 Mini van / pickup
1961 Mini Cooper
1961 Riley Elf / Wolseley Hornet
1963 Mini Cooper S
1963 33 EJB
1964 Mini Moke
1967 Mike Nesmith’s (A Monkee) Mini
1967 Mini Mk II
1969 Mini Clubman
1969 Mini 1000
1969 Mini 1275 GT
1970s…1980s Mini Limited Editions (I owned a Mayfair in the mid 1980s!)
1999 Cooper S Works
2001 MINI One
2001 MINI Cooper
2004 MINI Convertible
2004 MINI 1.4D One